Synopsis

Alicia Warden has her problems. She's a single mother with a "jerk" for an ex-husband and a "freak" for a daughter. Not to mention her house is riddled with evil spirits. Thus is the bane of her recent existence.

Leslie, Alicia's aforementioned child, dreads returning home from school each day and has taken to hiding in the cupboards to avoid her undead houseguests. It has gone too far. They need help and are even willing to pay for it.

Cue the charmingly conservative Oscar Bathhouse and his slacker roommate, James Patton. Down-on-their-luck and looking to make some fast dough, they stumble upon Alicia's publicized plea for help in a local paper.

Five thousand big ones to kick a few unwanted ghosts to the curb! Ghosts aren't even real, right?

So, here's the plan.

Grocery List

  1. Cap'n Crunch
  2. PG Tips

Ghost Hunting List

  1. Do enough research about the supernatural to feign legitimacy.
  2. Learn some paranormal vocabulary to convince this woman that we will solve her problem.
  3. Spend a night at the "haunted" house disguised as ghost hunters.
  4. Inform the woman that the apparitions have been removed from the premises. (If she's gullible enough to believe in ghosts, she can just as easily be swayed to believe they are gone).
  5. Collect the reward money.
  6. Celebrate.
  7. If there’s anything left over, pay the bills.

What could possibly go wrong?

With a cast of misfit characters including a stereotypical comic book store owner, his crony employee, and a librarian who leads with her heart yet isn't afraid to get her hands dirty, you'll be both charmed and scared by HAUNTED, INC.

Latest Updates

HI for sale.
HI now for sale. Visit the store to get your copy....
12-6-10
Check out the box art. A big thanks to Ken Nelson of HorrorHound Magazine for the great blurb....
The Lyrics To The "Haunted, Inc. End Credits Song" Revealed
HAUNTED! INCORPORATED! HAUNTED! INCORPORATED!Hot Damn! This is the plan!We gonna catch them freaky ghosts just as fast as we can'C...
10-12-2010 NEWS
This is the theme song to our brand-new feature film, HAUNTED, INC. Written and Directed by Kent Green and Ernie Rockelman. Produc...
10-10-2010 NEWS
First off, happy birthday to our Executive Producer, Jeremy Cloutier. He is probably in his sixties at this point (hee hee).The pr...
10-07-2010 NEWS
Tonight is the night. Hope to see you all there!...
09-27-2010
Co-writers/directors Ernie Rockelman and Kent Green were interviewed by the Courier Post this weekend about the premiere and histo...
9/22/10
We're in talks with a handful of distributors regarding the sale of Haunted, Inc. It's very early in the game. The movie has yet t...
9/22/10
Three more webisodes have been added to the media page for your viewing pleasure. Hop on over and check em out....
Haunted, Inc. Trailer and Webisodes Up
As most of you probably know, the Haunted, Inc. trailer and two of five webisodes are officially up on the Media page. Thank you a...
MOVIE PREMIER
HAUNTED, INC, Emerald Productions' new feature-length film, will be premiering on Thursday, October 7, 2010 at the Ritz Theater Co...
8-30-10
Here's a glimpse of the art used in the new HI poster....
8-22-10
EP visited Monster Mania this weekend to promote Haunted, Inc. Thanks to all those who showed interest in the movie. We hope to se...
8-20-10
Welcome to the ghastly new Haunted, Inc. site where you'll get your fill of phantasmal goodness leading up to the frightening prem...
08-16-2010
Holy crap! A ghost! Or at least a random jpeg of a ghost! Look at it, strolling down those stairs like it owns the place. It would...